AKU BUDAK UIA!

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Oleh kerane taleyh nak regist wireless lagi kat uia nih, aku pon nules blog aku dlm notepad je, mane leyh perap lame2 “pissed off” aku ni, kene jot down gak sket2, nnt kang, nak tggu wireless tu, mmg la da tak “hot” da aku ni,

well, bangang tak bangang nye, aku totally rase cam duk kat maahad balik, well, ayat yg aku salu ulang, “IT”S MAAHAD ALL OVER AGAIN”

don’t under estimate me, aku bukan tasuke sekola2 agame ni, aku anti manusie2 yg walks all over me, telling me what to do n not to do, what the heck!

Aku rimas ah, manusie dtg kat aku, dgn muke baik, tanye aku, dah ni ke, dah tu ke, lantak ko ah nak ckp pe, ak da fed up da ngan all the dhobitoh-like thing like kat maahad luh, suuumeerr mende nak tego, mmg suuukee cri salah org, kalo care hal snirik2 takleyh ke?

Tadi roommate aku ckp, nnt bakalan ade spotcheck, laptop, spotcheck laptop, aren’t that crazy??nak check laptop ade porn ke tak, hell no aku nak kasik mereka2 sentoh laptop aku, bukan kes aku ade porn, aku rase mcm, suatu mende yg what we call “invaded someone else’s privacy”, [well, kalo aku ade porn pon, pe ko kesah?? Hahaha...ewwww!]

Byk mende nak complaint ni, [salu je ade mende yg tapuas hati, of coz!] bilik aku, tade lampu, electric ade, but lampu NO, begelap la malam2, mujo aku ni kretip sket, awal2 lagi da ponteng program, haha, pegi midvalley, bli barang2, kalo aku tak pegi bli table lamp tuh, mesti masing2 begelap ah, huh, nak soh aku citer brape org dlm bilik aku? 3 je, aku , elesya, syella, well, in the mean time, tgh nak bonding ah ni..we’ll see

Anyway, agak bohsan la kalo tade laptop ni, n a lil bit bohsan kes takleyh connect tenet, ermm, mujo la ak bawak Maxtor aku [oppsss, nak numpang sekaki ah tuh] , tade la bohsan sgt, tapikan, most citer dlm Maxtor aku tuh, dah di tonton, hurrmmm..agak bohsan la kalo nak ulang citer same, skunk ni,aku just jadi org yg mempunyai sesuatu yg leyh hilangkan bohsan, huhu, kasik la roommate aku geladah segale bende dlm Maxtor aku tuh [padan muke ko far,ko tanak jadik roommate aku soon, kalo tak, ko pon leyh geledah aku nye Maxtor! Huh!]

Ermm.... well! Good news, aku jumpe kerani bitara yg keep sending me off home when i was waiting like hell at the hellhole tuh, as in kerani , he’s younger than me, huhu, how i know? I know la... gilee...he’s the last person i wanna meet in the whole world, why why why?? Hahah, nevermind, mujo dy tego aku luh, haha, he’s open about it,

Next! Ade budak skul aku gak, aku tau name dy, ermm, sekelas time LK, ermm, aku je yg tak pegi tego, or pegi reveal aku kat dy, malu weyhh, kes pakai tudong taaruf, ntah hape2 tudong taaruf, rase mcm budak peralihan, HELLLOO!! Aku da 19! Masok U, bukan masok sekolah menengah lagi! Ade ke patot treat aku ni macam budak peralihan, sket2 “sister...” “sister” ape sister sister? Aku bukan adek badek ngan ko, haha, ntah hape2, kutok U senirik, oh wat ever, blog is the place of free speech, i can say what i want, its my territory, not even yours, get lost if you don’t want to read my little mind....

Well, nnt bile aku ade something nice to say, or write, aku post ah satu lagih, aku ni tdak lah kejam, brape kali je aku blog kutok2 org ni [sokmo je, hahaha], ok, surprisingly, kol 12.35 pagi, aku da rase ngatok, n guess what, roommate aku tido sebelom kol 11 lagih, mantap tak?? Gile bohsan aku!! FAR! Ko kejam!! Tanak datang bilik aku borak2! Haha..ok, gnite!

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