MONEY

With money, you can buy anything. Basically anything in the world.
People go crazy because of money. You can buy people for god sake just by offering money. It would be more convincing, as the matter of fact, if you're offering in cash.
With money, you can make more money than you have now.
If you have all the money in this world, what would you buy?
I say, if you have all the money in the world, the only thing you can't buy is,
A man's heart.
Well, you might get it literally, if you cut him/her open, and took out his/her heart, put it in a jar. But, that's just not the way you want it.
If I had a lot of money, I wanna buy twitter, and shut it down.
People are not allowed to flirt with another girl on twitter. Muahahaha.
Smell that? That's jealousy.
Goodnight everyone!

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