Lesson 1
Begins
ok, on 9th Feb 2009, aku, buat kali keduenye mamasukki kelas KPP, yg amat membohsankan bagi aku, kes, i've been there.
let's start with, the Penceramah, the 1st one, is very fimiliar, i seems to see his face a lot, but not quite remember it where...but that dont bother me so much, maybe just for a lil bit....then.. moving on ppl,
the 2nd one, kinda trying-so-hard-to-be-funny-but-cocky guy [kejam punye ayat] but yeah, he FAQ is really bothering me, and he really is an amature in speech/talk/ceramah/watever you called it.. coz he's frequently using the same phrase, jokes, and he's kinda talk so much than teaching...and that's so boring. dy mcm byk citer sal bas, aku tatau la nape kan, tapi, mmg over gile a ckp pasal bas je memanjang, nak kate aku nak amek lesen bas, takde la plak, tapi siyesly, dy mmg byk ckp sal bas. aku rase dy ade bas kot, or maybe dy under satu syarikat bas gak kot, aku bukan men accuse je, aku wat analisa gak [interest dy ttg bas buat aku curious, you know me!] hear me out here!
Begins
ok, on 9th Feb 2009, aku, buat kali keduenye mamasukki kelas KPP, yg amat membohsankan bagi aku, kes, i've been there.
let's start with, the Penceramah, the 1st one, is very fimiliar, i seems to see his face a lot, but not quite remember it where...but that dont bother me so much, maybe just for a lil bit....then.. moving on ppl,
the 2nd one, kinda trying-so-hard-to-be-funny-but-cocky guy [kejam punye ayat] but yeah, he FAQ is really bothering me, and he really is an amature in speech/talk/ceramah/watever you called it.. coz he's frequently using the same phrase, jokes, and he's kinda talk so much than teaching...and that's so boring. dy mcm byk citer sal bas, aku tatau la nape kan, tapi, mmg over gile a ckp pasal bas je memanjang, nak kate aku nak amek lesen bas, takde la plak, tapi siyesly, dy mmg byk ckp sal bas. aku rase dy ade bas kot, or maybe dy under satu syarikat bas gak kot, aku bukan men accuse je, aku wat analisa gak [interest dy ttg bas buat aku curious, you know me!] hear me out here!
- Dy ade tye, kemalangan lately banyak sabetkan bas, so bas jenis yg cne yg byk terbabet? so budak2 ni pon jwb "bas express", patu dy potong trus, ckp, "jgn sebot name company bas kat sini, kang ade org maroh" so aku assume, dy ade kawan, or dy sendiri under bas express nye company.
- Dy ckp [maybe fakta betol, but who knows?] Kemalangan jln raye ni... byk sabet2 ngan bas, [btol3] , tapi [there's a but] byk yg dikalangan bas2 sewa, cth : bas pelancongan, bas sekolah, bas kilang, bas rombongan, blablablablabas
- Dy amat menegaskan bhwe, bas yg berjadual [cntohnye bas yg kite naik KL-K.TRG tu la] , amat displin, and dy tau kalo trip nak pegi KL, probably bas tu benti kat mane2, cntu a, kire, dy nak ckp, pemandu bas ni, berhemah, benti sokmo, rehat, kat RnR, so , that's explain the analisa yg pertame, uhukk.
- Dy byk sebot pekataan bas
ntah hape2 aku wat analisa, tapi, kesemue penceramah2 [ade 1 lagi] ni, sume kutok pompuan, tu yg tak tahan tu, watever it is the fact that ppl made up, aku pegi kelas tu, aku byr, bukan nak dgr tomahan tak berpendidikan dr org org cntu, tahik tol [say watever you want, but that's not helping]
next! cegu ni okay, lawak yg menjadi [maybe kes lawaknye disambot oleh pendgr, i mean, dpt sambutan, walopon tak brape lawak, aku tak gelak pon, aku menyonteng, FRIENDS coffee place tuh la] and nothing more to say..
next comes the best part, the attendance, the ppl who is in the same class, that make us classmate?? i dont know, but..there's some story to tell
ade chinese ni [huhu..aku minat benar ngan chinese2 ni] girl actually, name remain unknown, not that attractive, but to me, she is, [her being "chinese" is my interest] well, aku mmg da lame nak kwn ngan chinese ni, tapi tak berkesempatan, [except last time when a chinese guy who works at ogawa was hitting on me, hahaha] aku try to get close to her
aku ni bek hati, kire 2 in 1 a, nak kawan ngan dy, n really, aku mmg baik hati. kelas tu 5 jam , and class to gile punye sejok, girl ni pakai bju lengan pendek, n duduk exactly bwh aircond, and aku duk belakang dy, aku tgk dy shivers, a lot of time, aku pon handout a note, says:
"Miss, Need sumthing to warm ur arms? i got handsock if you want"
aku take a lot of courage to write her that, it takes me about 30mins, to think samade aku ptot kasik ke tak, aku nye handsock [which is brandnew, and i always had it in my handbag, and it's attractive too] tetibe, pompuan tu tak balas, lame gak dy senyap je lepas aku handout kertas tu, aku merah padam da muke aku ni, geram gak, wat malu aku je, i try to be nice, aku pon nyesal kes "try to be nice" thing end up sucks! then, a-lot minutes later, dy pusing belakang, kasik kertas tu balik kat aku, aku bace, and shockingly it says:
"Stranger, no thanks, thanks for your goodness anyway, bye"
aku absolutely accept all the waords she wrote, but not the word "Stranger" thing, basically, early before the class, we had a few chat, try to bond, and i help her a lot, really, she was nice, and me too [ofcoz], aku kat belakang tu, habes sumpah seranah da [dlm hati a] buku nota tu h habes aku conteng ngan kate2 kesat dlm bentuk korean characters a, patu bile aku tgk dy shivers, aku pon ckp,
"pdn muke, mati a ko 3 jam dlm sejok cani" [dlm hati gak]
aku mcm marah a, kalo dy bgun amek borang ke hape kat depan, aku berpure2 [ceyyhh..BM mantap!] toleh belakang la, cek beg la, tanak face her a, konon, nak act cool and open minded a, kire bunyik cam "tanak sudah"..cantu a
then, kelas over, ade cegu handout kertas, soh tande tgn a, bile sampai je turn aku [sepatotnye] kene sign, budak2 laki keparat kerumun amek kertas tu away, aku mcm bengang a, girl tuh pon tak sign gak lagi, dy pon gagah berani bgun, then headed to budak2 laki tuh, then tggu kertas tuh kat situ, aku ni nak balik je tau, aku wat muke tensi, then, bile girl tu dpt je kertas tuh, dy kasik kat aku dulu sign, haha, aku terkezot gak, maybe dy bernada baik kot time dy reply aku tuh, aku act innocent a, aku wat tatau lagih, aku sign, then prepare to bla, dy right behind me, patu, dy pon tye aku,
"sape kasik kertas/note tadi tuh?"
HAHAHAHAHA...rupenye dy tatau sape yg kasik, patot la dy ckp stranger, maybe kalo dy tahu tu aku, maybe dy willing to pinjam kot, [it's brandnew! i swear] aku ckp la "it's me" patu dy ckp, "you ade handsock eh" aku pon, "a'a" , try to run from the awkward situation, aku remain silence, and getting awkward, hahaha, aku cop jari, then blah, lil did i know that, she's actually wonder if guys give her that note, haha, i dont know.haha..end of story, kinda awkward, real awkward, but really, i feel relief . haha
next! cegu ni okay, lawak yg menjadi [maybe kes lawaknye disambot oleh pendgr, i mean, dpt sambutan, walopon tak brape lawak, aku tak gelak pon, aku menyonteng, FRIENDS coffee place tuh la] and nothing more to say..
next comes the best part, the attendance, the ppl who is in the same class, that make us classmate?? i dont know, but..there's some story to tell
ade chinese ni [huhu..aku minat benar ngan chinese2 ni] girl actually, name remain unknown, not that attractive, but to me, she is, [her being "chinese" is my interest] well, aku mmg da lame nak kwn ngan chinese ni, tapi tak berkesempatan, [except last time when a chinese guy who works at ogawa was hitting on me, hahaha] aku try to get close to her
aku ni bek hati, kire 2 in 1 a, nak kawan ngan dy, n really, aku mmg baik hati. kelas tu 5 jam , and class to gile punye sejok, girl ni pakai bju lengan pendek, n duduk exactly bwh aircond, and aku duk belakang dy, aku tgk dy shivers, a lot of time, aku pon handout a note, says:
"Miss, Need sumthing to warm ur arms? i got handsock if you want"
aku take a lot of courage to write her that, it takes me about 30mins, to think samade aku ptot kasik ke tak, aku nye handsock [which is brandnew, and i always had it in my handbag, and it's attractive too] tetibe, pompuan tu tak balas, lame gak dy senyap je lepas aku handout kertas tu, aku merah padam da muke aku ni, geram gak, wat malu aku je, i try to be nice, aku pon nyesal kes "try to be nice" thing end up sucks! then, a-lot minutes later, dy pusing belakang, kasik kertas tu balik kat aku, aku bace, and shockingly it says:
"Stranger, no thanks, thanks for your goodness anyway, bye"
aku absolutely accept all the waords she wrote, but not the word "Stranger" thing, basically, early before the class, we had a few chat, try to bond, and i help her a lot, really, she was nice, and me too [ofcoz], aku kat belakang tu, habes sumpah seranah da [dlm hati a] buku nota tu h habes aku conteng ngan kate2 kesat dlm bentuk korean characters a, patu bile aku tgk dy shivers, aku pon ckp,
"pdn muke, mati a ko 3 jam dlm sejok cani" [dlm hati gak]
aku mcm marah a, kalo dy bgun amek borang ke hape kat depan, aku berpure2 [ceyyhh..BM mantap!] toleh belakang la, cek beg la, tanak face her a, konon, nak act cool and open minded a, kire bunyik cam "tanak sudah"..cantu a
then, kelas over, ade cegu handout kertas, soh tande tgn a, bile sampai je turn aku [sepatotnye] kene sign, budak2 laki keparat kerumun amek kertas tu away, aku mcm bengang a, girl tuh pon tak sign gak lagi, dy pon gagah berani bgun, then headed to budak2 laki tuh, then tggu kertas tuh kat situ, aku ni nak balik je tau, aku wat muke tensi, then, bile girl tu dpt je kertas tuh, dy kasik kat aku dulu sign, haha, aku terkezot gak, maybe dy bernada baik kot time dy reply aku tuh, aku act innocent a, aku wat tatau lagih, aku sign, then prepare to bla, dy right behind me, patu, dy pon tye aku,
"sape kasik kertas/note tadi tuh?"
HAHAHAHAHA...rupenye dy tatau sape yg kasik, patot la dy ckp stranger, maybe kalo dy tahu tu aku, maybe dy willing to pinjam kot, [it's brandnew! i swear] aku ckp la "it's me" patu dy ckp, "you ade handsock eh" aku pon, "a'a" , try to run from the awkward situation, aku remain silence, and getting awkward, hahaha, aku cop jari, then blah, lil did i know that, she's actually wonder if guys give her that note, haha, i dont know.haha..end of story, kinda awkward, real awkward, but really, i feel relief . haha
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