MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

ermm, ape ek nak tules dlm new post ni ek? hurrmm, so much things happened, sampai tatau nak tules pe....

well, started when i got a phone call time aku duk tunggu bas adekbradek kat greenwood, nak balik terengganu, well, kalo phone call je, trus ade mende nak jadik, ish ish, so ppl! kalo tanak ape2 jadik kat diri korunk, DONT ANSWER YOUR PHONE~! [amacam? ngeri tak? ade meh citer The Phone tak? miahahaha]

tapi aku nye situasi, takde ngeri2nye, im so delighted to get that phone call, haha,

xxxx

Incoming call : Minohstream

Aku : Hello!
Minoh : K.nuyuuu...k.nuyuuu...tolong aku!
Aku : wei, pe wes, apende?
Minoh : Ko free tak Sabtu Ahad nih?
Aku : Free, kot, ntah, tatau, nape? yg pasti aku duk umah je la
Minoh : Teman aku gi KB? plzzz, aku nak amek sijil benti skola
Aku : Woaaaa...best nye
Minoh : Ko kan da lame tak pegi KB kan, boleh la ek, tade sape da yg boleh teman aku
Aku : ermm...
Minoh : Dorunk sume2 da nak gi matrix, boleh laa
Aku : Nanti jap aku tanye ayh aku

xxxx

so later that night, aku dpt a "yes" from my dad, then, just tggu pgi sok, nak tye mak aku plak, hurrmm, this is so tough, mcm nak mintak YES dr judges audition for American Idol la plak, so then, Alhamdulillah, dpt gak "yes" dr mak aku, no sweat dude, mak aku kasik je, a miracle! mak ak salu sekat je kalo aku ckp nak gi kb, hurrmmm, thanks mom! i owe u big!

then, a prob occur, rancang punye rancang,byk plan yg kene beralih ke plan b, then c, then d, [ceyywwaah, bunyik cam plan nak rompak bank plak]

plan A:
  • Lepak Uma Asiah
  • ari Sabtu pegi, sampai ptg same2,ahad pegi maahad amek sijil, then rayau2 kb, snin pagi balik
  • jenjalan kat kbmall ber3, hehe
tup tup, tak jdi, Umah asiah currently not avail, kes dy still kat kl, tatau lagi balik bile, then, minoh plak bru prasan, ahad maahad cuti, wesak ke hape ntah, next plan!

plan B:
  • Lepak otel, minoh's treat [wuhooo~]
  • ari sabtu pegi, sampai ptg same2, check in sesame, then ahad lepak sioott, snin pagi2, pegi skola, soh wat sijil, wonder kalo sijil lambat siap, nak kasik sampol post laju,soh post kat umah minoh.then snin tu gak balik.
  • ajak asiah lepak otel sekaki
tup tup, plan b fail to launch, kes minoh n aku nye tike bas suppose to be 9.00 a.m n 12.00 p.m simulteneously, so that, same2 reach dkt2 kol 3, tapi, tragically, aku nye tiket bas terpakse amek kol 8 kes mak aku busy aritu, then minoh plak tetibe plak bertiketkan kol 11.00, which means, aku sampai sane kol 11.00 n then, bru la minoh bertolak dr Perak Darul Ridzuan tuh, so, terpakse terkontang kanting keseorangan kat kb 1st2, patu, change of plan when asiah ckp, dy samapi umah da time aku sampai tuh, so, next plan is..

plan C:
  • Still nak lepak otel, still minoh's treat, [hehe]
  • sampai kol 11, lepak jap ngan asiah, then soh asiah teman aku, checkin sesame, tuggu minoh sampai, then leh truskan seperti plan2 yg diatas
10th May:

hurrrmm, ok, plan c went very well, except, asiah cannot make it on time, nak teman aku checkin, so aku tggu sejam, sje2, rayau2, bwk beg luggage yg besar yg leyh tarik2 mcm beg roda budak2 tadika pegi skolah tuh,sampai hampir sume lelaki2 jalanan dtg bercakap dengan ku, oh i mean, pakcik2 prebet kat tepi2 jln tu ckp "mek, keto mek?"

miahahahaha, gilaak, sampai je, minoh soh check in sabrina, aku tggu~ je kat luar guardian a.k.a tepi sabrina court tuh la, takot nak masok, miahaha, patu, cri faith of maturity jap, then, belagak cam org umo 23 [mmg muke cam rupe 23 pon, aku kan matured], nak tye bilik plg murah brape, muahahaha, minoh bajet, RM**** je, hehe, tapi... yg pling aku bengang skali, macik sabrina court tuh, amboih, talayan aku?? aku dukkk je congok situh, ye dukkkk kecek tepong, ni sero nok kekkoh nih [kecek klate ambo, maiahaha]

haha, then nak tunjok protest a ni, heret beg kuar dr "lobby" dy, haha, patu call minoh, dy soh tye gak, aku pon wat muke tak malu, masok balik, tye, haha, cet, rupe nye over the budget limit a, so, moving on ppl, konon2 kuar mcm nak tepon org tup2 tak masok2 da, haha

then, aku pegi check suria otel, tepi SMO, [syrkt mude osman], at last, the thing that we're looking for! haha, check in, then lepak jap.....pastu, pegi cri makan, i mean, cari kedai nak makan la, huhu, tringat kat Iqbal, oh tak, bukan teman lelaki, atau kawan lelaki, atau, sedare lelaki, mahupon cegu lelaki, tetapi, Iqbal ialah sebuah restorant, haha, fav! tiap2 minggu zaman duk maahad dulu, situ la tempat kami meng-feast, haha, n by "kami", i meant, aku n pikah, n sesiape aje yg mengikot kami ketika itu

then, singgah 7E [7-Eleven], bli 2 botol tropica twister apple, n satu oreo.balik la aku ke kamar tidur ku, huu. ermm, igtkan nak simpan satu tropicana tu dlm peti, tapi hampeh, peti nye tidak berfungsi donk, da la mengeluarkan bau yg agak busok, n aircond dy slow macam cipan kene ubat bius, n bising cam washing machine tgh spin [miahaha, bak kate kami bertige]

tgh2 aku lepak bilik tuh, gilakk bohsan menunggu, aku tertido, samapi minoh call 5 kali, aku tak terangkat, haha, tido mati, haha,

then, minoh ketok pintu, then ptg tuh kuar, pegi bli makanan, then tidak ku sangke, bencane yg bakal menimpe kami bertige, i meant, that will fall on us, huhu, berite selanjutnye akan disampaikan pada esok paig, di channel seterusnye, penat da aku menaip....

nntkan nye episode sambung nya...


6 comments:

آسيا said...

weh kasi aku tompang sekaki je
kejam giler ah
kakak sabrina tu mmg tamo layan ko
dah ko nmpak cam tue gile
hahah
kejam x aku

Lady.Rouge said...

mengarot tue gile, sabrina nye receptionist tuh, tue kerepot, hahaha, pakai tudong cam macik jual etok kat pasar siti khadijah, cet

Unknown said...

ish2 , sabar2 , haha... kejam sgt ke org tue nak mampos tuh ??

mrsydtlmnh said...

fuuh ak pon xigt ak nye dialog fon call camtu tere gile ko hapal hahaha..washing machine spin bhahaha.ak tggu kesah slnjot nye~

Lady.Rouge said...

tade la tue senanye, tapi ade rupe macam macik yg andartu, tak kawen lagi, ikat tudong mcm reben bawah dagu, pakai mekap tebal 2 inci, lipstick kaler pink, cakap tepon, walhal manusie a.k.a customer ni duk congok nuggu dy ckp tepon tuh, tensi aku

Lady.Rouge said...

hahaha, bukannye aku hafal, aku hentam je, ade gak meh2 dialog kite tuh, miahahaha, ape2 pon, sampai point akuh, haha