"Let's take a break from The Mentalist, shall we?"
I said to myself. But the other side of me says "NO", cause it reminds me of some little competition that has been going on between me and my big brother, Along.
Urghh! Bersengkang mata aku menonton The Mentalist, and tersangat-sangat nak habiskan sebanyak episode yang boleh. Ni semua angkara Along aku, He's a big fat SPOILER. *It's a figurative speech yeah, not some kind of hatred feeling towards him*
Beliau addited dengan The Mentalist sekarang, and perangai beliau? akan habiskan ape-ape aje series yang ade dalam computer beliau selagi ada waktu. In contrast with me, aku steady je, Ilek-ilek je menonton. Cool babe, the series is there, no need to rush.
Selalu nye aku akan layan series waktu makan, err, that explains my fatness. *berbaur kutukan diri sendiri* and turns out, a habit to 432. *Sorry guys, but aku sure korunk tak end up gemuk cam aku*
Back to the topic, so, bile beliau one episode ahead, beliau akan kacau aku yang tengah menonton. Usually aku suruh beliau tunggu aku finished that current episode, and the next one, planning to watch it together. YES. But, one time, he spoiled the best episode, well, second best episode.
Wah! This is big! I hate to be spoiled! haha, Tak suspend ah. OK OK, I'm a bit spoiler myself, err, mood spoiler. Kalau-kalau tengah menonton series yang dah aku tonton dengan 432, aku sure bagi hint, and say : "Part ni best, Tengok-tengok!"
Well, I only did that because in case they missed it, So, I am such a HINTER, not a SPOILER.
*Tu la, tanak aku annoy with such thing, better pay attention, HAHA*
Satu hari, tengah nak kejar episode yang abang aku tengah tengok, aku grab peluang masa beliau pegi solat Jumaat. Kihkih. Aku watch about 30 minutes ahead of him. Huhu. Beliau balik, and bajet nak spoil dekat aku.
Beliau datang bilik aku dengan trademark aku-datang-untuk-spoil-ni : KAK YUUUUUUUUUUU~~~!!
Dari jauh lagi aku dengan suare beliau, maka, dengan sepantas kilat aku bertindak, Hit pause, and minimize GomPlayer supaya beliau tidak dapat detect episode yang aku tengah tonton, and then pura-pura tido.
Dengan senyuman sinis beliau, dan berkata dengan penuh bangga :
"Cho bawak girlfriend die~!"
Huh, aku tersenyum sinis, dalam hati, "HAHA! aku dah tengok part tuh!" tapi, aku acting macam nak keluar pukul-pukul beliau and kejar-kejar macam budak kecik dalam rumah, except that, both gemuk-gemuk dan besar. Mujur rumah atas tanah and rumah batu, kalau rumah papan? Tak ker runtuh? Or kalau kitorang duk umah kayu, rasenye, kitorang tak gemuk, Maybe.
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| One of the scene ; Agent Cho is on the right |
Aku let it out in one breath :
"Cho ade gang. Playboy gang. Name die Ice Man, girlfriend die kene pukul nanti, Cho marah giler...SEMART GILE CHO~!"
Aku tak habes lagi nonton episode tuh, like I said, aku ahead 30 minit je. Aku lari masuk bilik, and yes, di kejar abang aku. HAHA.
Beliau jerit : "SPOILER ALERT~! SPOILER ALERT~!"
Aku gelak besar. HAHAHAHA. Aku spoil episode paling best! Aku sambung balik menonton. Pergh! PART BEST! Aku berlari-lari lagi pegi kat port abang aku, sambil tiru trademark spoiler die : ALOOOOOOONG~~~~~~!
Beliau boleh tahan juga cepat bertindak, tutup pintu , kunci dan jerit "LALALALALALALALALALA" supaya suare aku tidak mencapai telinge beliau. CIS. Aku sekuat hari jerit spoiler "ALONG~! CHO BUNUH ORANG~"
Aku tak puas hati, tak dapat spoil part best, masuk bilik lagi, dan sambung menonton, Okay, actually the best part, is a fake. I made that up. It's a FAKE SPOILER so that bile beliau menonton, fikiran beliau akan tertumpu dengan info yang aku kasik tadi, and tertunggu-tunggu scene tersebut. OH! itu bukan pleasure menonton. TIDAK.
I can be as annoying that I can. Aku call rumah aku, yep, My HOME. And guess who's port near to the telephone? My bro's. HAHA.
Along : HELLO?
Aku : ALONG, CHO BUNUH ORANG~!
*hang up* HAHA.
That's it guys, If you guys HATE spoilers too, then don't spoil it to others. Bet you know how they feels, right? And, even if you LOVE spoiler alert, err, just keep it to yourself.
Haha. Sekarang, beliau still ahead, because aku salu bangun tengahari *ish ish ish* and beliau spend waktu aku tido dengan topup episode-episode. SHIT.
Hari ni beliau datang, konon nak spoiler, tapi aku cakap, "Aku tengok habis dah, bluweek! dengan season 3 sekali, Aku je ade season 3, Long~" *aku tipu, hehe, biar beliau rase takut, takut aku spoil* HAHA
Tapi, kantoi, beliau konon nak discuss about the last episode, *SHOOT, the last episode is always the best one* Then I stopped him, and ugut, kalau he intends to spoil me, aku tanak kasik season 3. HAHAHA! Shut him mouth right there! I'm good at blackmailing I think.
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