EXAM : COMING SOON

bak kate roomate aku, [roomate je, tade roomates2 ni, kes roomate aku sorg lagi, Elesya, dah pindah ke Uitm, ] dlm mggu depan la kot, pekse, tapi, aku tatau pape, haha, jadual pon tatau, haha, then, roomate aku pesan ah, soh study, aku ni plak, nak lepak je keje.. then, sambil2 aku ngadap laptop ni, si Syela ni soal2 la aku, subject arab,

hurrrmm, arab dlm kamos idop aku, asyik fail je, tapi, most soklan2 yg ditujukan pada aku, aku berjaye jwb, adekah aku semakin pandai arab, or soklan2 tuh yg sng? ...hurrmm..honestly, arab yg aku belajar ni, basic giler2 ah, of coz ah sng bg aku yg tak reti arab but ade basic arab ni, tapi, yg pasti, vocab aku leveled up ah sket kot, hehe,

dlm idop aku, aku try macam mane pon study n hafal vocab arab, tak penah2 nak sampai ke tahap aku skunk nih, apesal ek?? ape beze nye belajar arab kat CFSIIUM [ceywaaah] ni, ngan Maahad Muhammadi Perempuan tuh? hurrmm.. aku tau ape jwapan nye! hehe, ni kes dlm kelas aku ade laki2 hensem..miahahahhaha... [ade ke?] [siape?..itu biarlah rahsie...] [sorry anip!]

haha... ntah ah, otak aku semakin dpt menerima bahase yg mulia ini, tiade sebab lain dr niat ku yg suci ini, miahahaha, [belagak ah] haha, anyway, nnt aku update lagih, ntah ade ke tak exam mggu depan, haha, aku ni macam tak btol gile, padahal , dah duk U dah ni, haha...

WEEKEND OUTING

huhuhu, kalo sesape yg mengikoti [follow] aku nye twitter, of course aku da update ape yg aku wat minggu nih, well, to be honest, aku cannot blogging ah time weekend, kes aku kasik bebudak 433 laptop aku nih, haha, aku takleyh nak blogging kalo bukan di tempat duduk aku, or ade org disekililing aku, hihihi..it's not others, it's me, hehe [jgn claim aku ngumpat korunk plak!aku ckp je]

well, minggu ni, agak leteyh, n of course, best c. ai. o. ti ! [siot] meyh la, aku nak citer nih, detail ni, macam la tak beser ngan prangai aku ni, aku suke sgt eloborate mende pjg2.. hehe

well, k.mafa a.k.a future sist-in-law [mcm confirm je, insyaAllah] ajak aku gi ice skating, hehe, bru first time jumpe k.mafa tuh, tapi gile superbly clicked ah kami berdue, we were to be together! haha..best!, tapi sayuuuu bangat! kes, tgh2 jalan2 dlm sunway piramid tuh, dimane2 aje aku pegi, berkumandang lagu2 kugiran, eh, lagu Arwah Mikaeel, isk isk, sebak didada ku ini, tiade sape yg tau, [kalo aku start citer sal MJ kang, tak habes citer sal weekend aku arini..]

then, aku pon , mmg bersemangat gak ah, nak try iceskate nih, hehe, abg aku ckp mcm men rollerblade je, aku no hal ah, bunyik camtu dah, aku pon try ah, give a shot ah..

perrgghhh, bapak susah kot men mende nih! haha, awal2 tuh, perghh, tak lepas2 pgg dinding court tuh [leyh ke pggel court?lantak ah].. then, satu round, benti jap, kes rase cam kasot dy ketat sgt, then, men satu round lagih.. ok dah sket2, maju ah, aku kan fast learner, i'm good you know!, haha

then, benti gak skali lagih, kes rase cam saket gile kaki, next plak, buat 2 round, boleyh da sket2 tak pgg dinding, then, 2-3 round lagih, lepak jap 1/2 jam, kes pakcik tuh nak cuci lantai [ke?] or maybe ice tuh, nak kikis2, licinkan, haha, next, perrghh, aku dah boleyh dah, skate, tapi stil lkene pgg k.mafa ah, haha, kadang2 benti, rehat kan kaki, kaki aku besar kot, mcm slack gile tak ngam ngan kasot tuh, haha, then, lame2 tuh, tetibe plak aku yg heret k.mafa, haha

see, belajar ade ah dlm 1-2 1/2 jam, hehe, dah boleyh da sket2, hehe [bak kate ima, jgn belagak, ampooon, dah lumrah aku, i didnt mean it, hehe]

aku pon balik ah, tade ape dah nak wat, tak larat dah kot kalo nak jln2, hurrmm... then, sampai U balik dlm kol 4.30 cntu ah, [aku senanye ade prog, ponteng ah, sape soh announce lambat, aku da la rancang nak kuar ni berminggu2 dah, hehe, ]..then, mlm tuh ah, bru aku pegi GPDP tu, hehe..

ala, GDPD tuh, not bad ah, erm, tapi bab2 talk tuh, agak ah, hehe, ye ah...moge dah hati tu melayang ke lain, tade nye nak concentrate, [ampooon!] anyway..time grouping best ah, haha, esp time lukes Dream Island tuh [of coz ah, kes time tuh je aku masok grouping, n of coz la bile ade aku, sume mende jdi best, miaahhaa, tak habes2 belagak]... kitorng nye mcm ramai gile ah tak puas ati , haha, buka tak puas ati ah, mende ni cam , kene koment2, then bash2 org, haha, tapi kami brilliant! haha...

ok ok, malas da nak bebel byk2, nnt2 aku upload gmbr, tak edit2 agi, haha,tapi ade gmbr, jgn riso, haha,

p/s : tgh layan all MJ's Music collection.. i told you, i am a fan!

R.I.P MIKAEEL

isk isk, havent you heard the news? sedeyh gile kot aku, well, to be honest,i'm not much as a fan of him, but hell yeah! i love him since i was like...what..7? or 6 something like that..

well..time tu je minat dy, haha, tapi sincerely, aku n asiah mcm excited gile sal Allahyarham [he deserve it...rest in peace..] bile time dy masok Islam aritu.. aku berhempas pulas crik sume2 lagu dy, patu aku duk bragging ckp, "lagu org islam nih nyanyi nih" haha, aku even letak dlm phone aku, which is still there, haha [not much a phone updater]

biar pon ade yg ckp kerek gile hepi Mikael masok Islam, [refer to my 1st post, i did bebel about this! really!] tapi, aku dapat rase n trime dy, HE'S ONE OF US now, i did welcomed him..

but then, months later after all the excitement, tup tup, dgr brite dy dah meninggal dunie plak, mane tak tercabot jantong hati aku mendgr berite yg seakan2 bukan reality bagi aku tuh....sedeyh nak mampos bile bce article dy dlm tenet, it goes..:-

Jermaine Jackson said. "May Allah be with you, Michael, always." [Jermaine tu abg dy]

Pop diva Madonna was among dozens of celebrities who struggled to cope. "I can't stop crying over the sad news," the singer said in a statement. "The world has lost one of the greats, but his music will live on forever!"

Lana Brown, a 49-year-old tourist from Dallas, broke down in tears as she digested the news. "Right today, I can't believe we might have lost the best entertainer this world has ever seen," she told AFP.

Jackson's death came as the singer prepared to make a keenly anticipated concert comeback in London, his first series of shows in more than a decade.

"This is it, this is the final curtain call," Jackson had told adoring fans in London after announcing his comeback.

"His music bridged races and ages and absolutely defined the video age. Nothing that came before him or that has come after him will ever be as big as he was."

Dont you get it? this ain't movies that you cried on, this is real!

we really LOST him, forever! we can't never get him back to life, he's gone, really GONE... !

one of the greatest losses to the entertainment industry, it feels like, Princess Diana's death all over again..

dy macam tau2 je dy nak mati dah, why did i say that?

1st.. dy tetibe wat comeback after decades of "nothing.."
2nd.. kebetulan or mmg dy nak bgtau kat fans dy ... "this is it, this is the final curtain call" ...helloooooo~ FINAL?
3rd.. dy mati dlm Islam hopefully,

rest in peace my brother, [walopon umo islam dy bru brape2 bulan je, tak sampai setahun pon]..may Allah be with you

xxxx

"He once singing about culture,
about love, about earth, about justice...
he stand up for the weak people, for the need, for the poor
he's an adventure to the world,
to our lives,
he was a part of us,
and now...
HE'S A LEGEND"

-Nurul Ain bt Mohd Norddin

xxxx

R.I.P MJ

You Are Not Alone

Another day has gone
I'm still all alone
How could this be
You're not here with me
You never said goodbye
Someone tell me why
Did you have to go
And leave my world so cold

Everyday I sit and ask myself
How did love slip away
Something whispers in my ear and says
That you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though you're far away
I am here to stay

But you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though we're far apart
You're always in my heart
But you are not alone

'Lone, 'lone
Why, 'lone

Just the other night
I thought I heard you cry
Asking me to come
And hold you in my arms
I can hear your prayers
Your burdens I will bear
But first I need your hand
Then forever can begin

Everyday I sit and ask myself
How did love slip away
Something whispers in my ear and says
That you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though you're far away
I am here to stay

For you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though we're far apart
You're always in my heart
For you are not alone

Whisper three words and I'll come runnin'
And girl you know that I'll be there
I'll be there

You are not alone
For I am here with you
Though you're far away
I am here to stay
For you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though we're far apart
You're always in my heart

For you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though you're far away
I am here to stay

For you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though we're far apart
You're always in my heart

For you are not alone...

CONFESSION

hihi, arini, bgun lewat, kol 7:30, then, [dgn bgge nye, aka tamalu nye..mengaku..] so solat suboh pon, same waktu dgn nye gak la kan, haha, ni kes terjage kol 5 ah ni, patu, takleyh tido, haha, da la smlm tuh, tido kol 2 pagi da, kes chatting ngan munxey ah ni, haha, Munez Quchalana, miahahaha, mati2 aku igt nme tu, nme ala2 mexican, haha..

anyway, dah bgon kol 7:30 tu, aku pon, sepantas the flash ah, alangkah sedeyh nye, time pon nak jadi the flash, sape menang? tgk ah sape yg berat lagi..miahaha [tade point]

aku masok kelas yg start kol 8 pagi tuh, kol 8:15, hopefully Madam K tak tye nape lewat, well, too bad, she asked,

xxxxxx

Madam K : why r u late [of la speaking, it's eng class]
aku yg tercungap2 : ermm [sincerely..] overslept?
Madam K : arggh! never use that reason, dont you have friends to wake you up?
aku : [aku duk pikir roomate aku ah ni ] they all got class at nine.. [maksod aku, dorunk pon tak bgun lagih, nak kejot aku konon]
Madam K : no, i mean, in this class..
aku : [without thinking straight, for the best..] no
Madam K : go on, make friends.

xxxxxx

angkot kusi, lalu atas kepale2 org, haha, senanye ade je kwn, tapi tak logik ah, kalo kwn ade, just jumpe dlm kelas, smngat nak pegi kejotkan aku. literally ke bilik aku, well, kalo gune henset pon, henset aku yg kejotkan aku pon, "tidok bedegish" bak kate org ganu, miahahahaha, masing2 tido ayam mati kene tembak, muahahaha

and then, smlm, aku tak pegi kelas arab, [ampooon! bukan salah aku!] ni sume salah kambing aku, Lambert! tu ah, kalo da pelok Lambert tuh, mmg takkan bangun ah tido, nyenyak bak bayi yg baru laher, [menipooo tak habes2]..

aku terjage kol 10:15, aku pon ckp ah, "oo...ilek ah, 15 min lagih" sambil pelok Lambert, then, tup tup, tgk jam, da kol 12! "aku ade class kol 11! S**T!"

ish, aku plak, tak penah wat keje tak senonoh ni [tu je la ayat aku] aku pon, tak sedap duduk gak ni, nak kene pegi ke kelas ni? [kes kelas habes kol 1, tapi mostly, ust kasik balik ade ah dlm kol 12:30 ke, ust pemurah lagih baik hati la katekan *bodek ust, macam la ust bace*], tup tup, aku terpgg sumthing, yg amat soft atas katel aku, mate ku pon mulai menutup, slowly~..then...akher kate dr sye, tido....zzzz

miahaha, gilaak, alang2 wat salah, truskan je lah bersalah, haha, tak cukop ngan tuh, pengakuan nih, aku arini, pegi tnde nme aku utk smlm, hehe, [ampooon!] in my defence, "NOT MY FAULT!" ... korunk jgn report, aku leyh track sape yg bce blog aku ni, aku ni pakar IT, "cinta IT, guna IT, sayang IT, IT! " [lagu siti, zaman pwtc kat america nuh wujod lagih]

sekian time kaseh..

INTERVIEW

aku siapkan project interview smlm, fuuuhhh, such a looong day! haha... aku, farah, imah and syakilla, satu group, ditugaskan utk menginterview manusie2 yg luar dr group kelas kitorng, sal education system kat malaysia, huuuu..

alhamdullilah, dpt geng2 yg tak tahu malu [in a good way ok!] haha, ye la, ade sesetgh org tuh, malu2 la kalo ckp nak interview, then, goyang2 badan, malu2, tutop muke, lari simpang siur, langgar tiang [over] ok ok..stop. haha..

si pelakon2 hebat nye ialah, syikin, bana, tiqah, dee gie, a.c, huurrm..kalo aku dptkan kebenaran and persetujuan manusie2 yg terbabit, maybe aku leyh uploadkan vid interview kitorang tuh dlm youtube, hehe..

yg paling byk sekali take, part aku ah, tak tahan dowh!, lawak ah si syikin tuh, tgk muke dy je pon da nak gelak dah, aku buat2 macam nak interview foreigner nih, [syikin belakon jadi foreigner korean] patu, aku da set up dah, sume2 script korean yg die kene bace, [of course, kene ckp korean ah, saje je, nak bg nmpk menarik, haha] [btw, aku kan terer korean] miahahahah, then, time nak dgr dy bace tuh, tak tahan gile, nak gelak mati2 dah wes, haha,
you'll never know! haha

patu, hehe, nak ngumpat sket nih, sesape yg terase, make, makan lah cili, eh, btol ke ayt tuh? miahaha, [sje wat mengom] dlm journey nak wat video nih, terpakse intere a few and certain2 ppl la kan, haha, ade je yg tanak kasik kerjesame, so ,ade gak part2 yg tak sepatotnye ditonjol oleyh kalayak ramai, miahaha, cth nye, free hair ke kan, haha, so, kami lah yg berhempas pulas utk megedit balik vid tuh , gune video media maker tuh, haha, [kami, dgn bahase spesifik nye, "aku", maiahha, ilek ah farah imah, ko aku kredit gak! haha]

kami or aku, yg bru mengexplore window media maker tuh, [actually, aku da penah gune da, tapi just the simple one ah, for mother's day] penim2 kepale duk mengedit, letak captions, subtitles, tup tup, kol 2++ bru lah pegi tido, asalnye, mende tuh start lebeyh kurang dlm kol 8-9 mlm ah, siap sume2 interview tuh, dlm kol 11 ke 10+++ ke, hurm, edit2, explore2, ade ah dlm kol 2++.. penat sioooot smlm! haha, well,a ku mcm keje mengedit, tade pegi jdi camera man ke hape kan, tapi penat gak wes, haha

ermm...then arini, igtkan cegu mmg nak btol2 da arini, tu smlm buat sekali gus gak tuh, kalo ikotkan, org len, mesti amek mase 2-3-4 hari gak tuh, kite rush gile, less then 24 hours, siapkan, agak impressive ah, hihi.. kami hebat!...tapiii.... cegu wat mende len plak da arini, geram gak seposen, ye ah, terkenang akan how much time i could spent to sleep, miahahahaha...ilek2 aku skunk budak u, haha, normal lah tuh, haha..

nnt aku mintak kebenaran sume org, upload, hehehe, suke la tuh, nak tgk aku beraksi, haha, aku tade byk sgt, aku kan low profile, haha..

xxxx EDITED xxxx

HOT! HOT!

uiihhhhh!! panas nooo! panas tahap gaban dude! jantong aku tak berhenti mengepam darah dlm kelajuan 160 km/s [gile, fakta menipoo] jika anda dapat rasekan bahang kepanasan aku, sile lah, masing2 taipkan ON PANAS dan hantarkan kepade sesiape2 aje yg kamu benci! YEAH!

aku tak balik, duk je uia yg "mantap" ni, ermm... tido smlm dlm kol 6.3o pagi, then bgun balik kol 4 jam kemudian, hurrmm, kulu kilir lagih [haha] lepak dpn laptop lagih, aku pon tekat, pegi basoh baju kat dobi, hurrm, then basoh pggan, [sblum sume2 tuh, aku pegi la mndi dulu kan..] then aku lepak lagih dpn laptop ni, sambil makan ramyeon, a.k.a mee segera a.k.a maggi, sambil nonton drama jepon yg amat bullshit, Bloody Monday [ade ke patot satu episode 1 jam 3o min? gila kah?]

then, sudah terlanjor akan 25 min membasoh bju, well, kan aku seko2 je yg kat level ni [ok, fakta menipoo lagi], or tadi, mase aku nak basoh bju tu, tade plak org nak bsoh bju woh, byk gile mesin kosong, aku pon pilih ah mesin best sket... i mean, mesin yg 1st time aku try gune [satu fakta sal aku, once i pick a thing out of something, i tend to use the same thing same spot, everytime without fail, same goes to bilik mandi, tandas, n washing machine] [and that fact, might be approve temporary]

sambong! then, bile aku da terlanjor kate, terlajak langkah tuh [ececececeh] aku pon pegi la amek bju2 aku tuh the next 2 hours, perrghhh, nak marah ni dude! nak marah ni!

aku tgk bju aku ade kat luar dah wes, ade sket dlm baldi, the rest ade atas kusi dude! hello~ aku gune downy 4x tau! no kidding! ok ok, maybe salah aku gak dude, tapi! TAPI! mesin sebelah aku tuh, dah dr tadi tersungkor kat situ, i mean, dr time aku basoh bju tadi lagih mesin tuh berpunye, [kes ade org letak baldi atas mesin tuh, i bet, there's clothes in it] why why WHY in the world??? why in the world, mesin aku gak yg org hack? [ceyhh, hack nah! bunyik cam hack computer CIA je] mmg bangang ah!

geram gak wes, nak je aku lempar bju2 dy letak je atas lantai, oh tidaaak, mmg aku nak wat dah wes, aku da bukak mesin dy tuh [which is, suprising seems to be finished quite a long time too], aku bukak2 je.... ntah, aku ni mmg originally baik hati tahap gaban, aku tak wat la keje senonoh tuh, ish, takleyh jadi ni, kene gak kejam sket2

then, aku balik je bilik, aku masok bilik, kunci pintu, duk dpn laptop, blogging ah, ape lagi! haha, oh btw, abg aku topup aku RM100 woh tadi! weee! haha, bahagie aku idop kerna disayangi ramai, i love you all~!

hurrmm....wes! bju tak sidai lagih! haha, gtg!

I'M ALL ALONE!

uwwwwaaaa...!!! aku duk sini seko2!!, isk isk! sume2 balik woh, mentang2 umah dekat, da la balik tak ajak aku, haha, [maybe aku pon tanak kot, haha, nak try spend time sini seko2, bile lagi kan??] tapi! tak perlu la abandone aku sini seko2, isk isk, hahahaha

tension wes aku, haha, da la YM wat hal, aku penat2 online gune web.im, tade plak nak online, isk isk, haha, lepas farah balik je, aku tros masok bilik, n then tido tebongkang atas katel sampai maghrib, miahahahha, [oh yeah, farah n ima kwn sekelas bi aku, skali ngan bro jamming, kitorg satu group, miahaha] [sape bro jamming? haaaa..itu yg kite kene tau, but not now, aku nak ngumpat2 lagih] [farah! Ima! aku da ngumpat ko!] miahaha..

bgon2 je, tgk2 da kol 7++, hurm, kulu kilir jap [haha, ntah hape2 ayt aku gune] then, aku sambong tido balik, miaahahah, smpai kol 12 mlm, hahah, ganti tido wess.. da brpe ari aku tak tido ngan organized-nye, haha, kelas pact giiileee kot, monday ngan wed je free sket, tapi, start tues to thurs aku kene bgon pagi, kol 8 pagi, huuu, tapi friday, septotnye la, tade kelas kol 8 pagi tuh, tapi..ye ah, haha, ade grouping, ermm, kat library, haha, ntah hape2 grouping tadi...crik isi nye sekejap je, men tenet je lelebeyh, ade yg berebot2 laptop aku lah, patu ade plak yg mng kalah plak, miahahaha [ you know who you are!] miahahaha,

then, skunk, aku tatau nak wat pe, hahaha, maybe nak layan movie sampai pagi kot, haha, nak gi tandas, scary gak wes, kol 2-3 ni, haha, but tape! aku ade MP4 aku! peneman sejati, haha...

duk dlm bilik, pasang lagu kuat2, wat mcm satu floor ni mak bapak aku nye, miaahaha, tapi, yg best nye, sederet wing aku ni, i mean, bilik kiri kanan aku ni, tade org wes, aku just alone, in the middle of it! isk isk , tapi bilik depan aku ade ah, tade la kronik cntu aku sanggop gak berkorban tanak balik ane2 kan, mggu lepas aku balik, balik gombak, miahahahah, [bunyik cam budak gombak je, haha] tade ah, aku balik uia gombak, lepak ngan kakak aku, korunk pon tanye2 la dlm paleotak korunk, apesal aku tak balik gombak arini... hurrmm, tu sebab... kakak aku nak exam ah, narat nak pegi kaco dy wes, haha, aku ni seorg budak yg baik ati, malah suci murni, muahahahhahaha,

last week, aku balik kat uia gombak tu kan, kuar pegi Jusco wangse maju, haha, [belagak] haha, [ape yg nak belagak nye? haha, window shopping je wes] [oh tak..habes 100++ gak] haha, nak soh aku uploadkan gmbr ke? hurrmm... nnt ah, kalo aku rajen2, haha, aku tanak la upload gmbr controversi nih, hahaa, macam nadiah, maiahhahahah [yeah! ngumpat nadiah plak!]

jgn riso.. aku bukan salu ngumpat2 org nih, miahaha, aku ckp da kan, aku baik ati, haha,

[haaa...anip! ko ah, ko tade mlm ni, ko kejam, tgal aku seko2 kat sini, tait! haa, kang da kene tait satu atas kepale ko!]

dah la, mls da nak blogging, nk pegi makan megi plak, hahaa, kalo roomate aku ade ni, mmpos dorunk takasik aku makan megi, haha, anyway, pe aku kesah, megi aku, miahahahah [ok, ngumpat roomate plak, haha]

bye bye bye~~!!

LOOK AFTER "ME"

"Look After You"

If I don't say this now I will surely break
As I'm leaving the one I want to take
Forgive the urgency but hurry up and wait
My heart has started to separate

Oh, oh, oh
Be my baby
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
I'll look after you

There now, steady love, so few come and don't go
Will you won't you, be the one I always know
When I'm losing my control, the city spins around
You're the only one who knows, you slow it down

Oh, oh, oh
Be my baby
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
I'll look after you

If ever there was a doubt
My love she* leans into me
This most assuredly counts
She says most assuredly

Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Be my baby
I'll look after you

It's always have and never hold
You've begun to feel like home
What's mine is yours to leave or take
What's mine is yours to make your own

xxxx

aku suke lagu ni, hihi, mende2 yg aku highlight tuh, bermakne buat aku, so... d-d-d-dedicated!

MEDICAL CHECK UP

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Hari ni ade medical check up, haha, lawak nak mati ah, aku elesya n syella ni, bgun ntah kol brape dah, then, siap2 nak pegi kat clinic nak pegi wat medical check up ah ni,
Sampai2 je kat clinic tu, ade macik nurse tuh, bg instruction ah, cne nak wat, ape yg kene wat, oh yeah, kami budak bru belajar, tulun lah kami kalo kami salah Jalan, hehe, anyway, yg tak tahan nak gelak time kene wat urine test, dy kasik botol kecik yg penutop kaler kuneng tuh, haha, aku ni da pelik dah ni, nak wat keje tak senonoh kencing dlm botol, hahaha, [bunyik cam tak penah wat urine test je, haha, actually, i’ve done it before, haha,kali ni rase cam pelik gile ]

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Nevermind, yg pasti, mule2 aku pegi tandas la kan, haha, cari rate2 tndas, then, bile sampai kat tandas tuh, dah get ready ah nih, nak kencing, tunggu lame gile, tak kencing2, hahahaha, aku dah kencing habes habesan dah time mandi pagi tadi, haha, da la tak breakfast pon, minom air pon tak lagih, haha, tade ape2 dlm urine bladder aku ni, haha, lawak gile..

Aku pon, kuar jamban, aku buang je botol tadi tuh, then, turun pegi kat cafe, bli air, haha, nak kencing punye pasal, hahahahhaha, then minom air mineral dkat setengah botol, then, pegi balik kat nurse tadi, amek satu lagi botol tuh, then, naik balik kat jamban aku pegi tadi, [jamban tuh tandas ah, ade ke sesape tak paham?] tgk2, rupe2nye, jamban tuh staff nye, aku ni gak, dungu gie pegi gak la tggu tndas yg berkunci da tuh kat situ, [kes aku tau ade org kat dlm] then, bilik org dlm jmbn tuh kuar dah, aku pon nak masok ah, dy tak kasik, dy ckp, tgkat 3 ade tandas for student [female]..aku pon naik la tgge lagih, tgkat 2, hurrmm... tandas laki je ade, so , naik la tgkat 3, tak sempat naik, kat tgge tuh tules “authorised personnel only” tensi bangat aku.... aku ni duk kelek je botol kuning tuh kemane2 aje, haha, [of coz la tak berisi pon lagih, haha]
Then aku pon turon lagih, pegi balik kat nurse tuh, nurse tuh ckp, soh pegi kat belakang dewan AMF [aku lupe stands for wat, yg pasti nme org ah, kot, faisal2 gituh] aku pon pegi lah lagih, bajet mcm nak terkencing sgt2 ah ni, hahaha, padahal tak pon,

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Da sampai da kat tndas tuh, haha, aku pon get ready sekali lagih, haha, aku ckp kat kwn aku “wess, nak kencing cenggane ni? Aku mane reti nak aim!” hahahaha, btol ah wes, ntah cne nak aim, tak penah aku wat keje tak senonoh nih, ish ish ish, haha,

Aku pon berjaye ah, MISSION COMPLETE! Haha, tapi skit nak mampos, aku “tgk” org len nye [maiahhahahahahaha] byk gile, sampai ade yg penoh satu botol tuh, [mmg sah tak kencing pagi tadi tuh, miahaahhahaah] aku nye sket cinoet gile, 0.1 ml je kot [penipoo...ish ish]..igtkan dah minom dkat sebotol air mineral, [ULANG SORE, SEBOTOL AIR MINERAL, bukan sebotol mende len plak, hahahahhahah...EEEWWWWWWW!] leyh lah kencing byk, haha, oh tidak, that’s not what happen, haha,

Aku pon bwk kuar ah botol kejayaan aku tuh, keluar dan melangkah gagah menuju ke nurse tadi, hahaha, then, tup tup, tgk tadi org kat kaunter urine test tadi tuh, miahahahahahaha, gelabah dah aku ni, takkan aku nak kelek je botol urine aku kemane2 je kan, haha, aku pon pegi tye2 manusie2 yg ade kat situ, haha, smbil2 sorok botol tuh bwh tudong aku, haha, [jgn riso, botol tuh aku da basoh da tadi, miahahaha]

Last2, siap da sume2 procedure, haha, and my urine test? Hahaha, negative la sume, aku tade dadah nih2, haha, or whatever things that they check on my urine test tuh, haha, gile ah, lucah gile post kali ni, haha, pengotor pon ade, miahahhaa, sile rate post ni sebagai :

A) PENGOTOR
B) GILE
C) LAWAK
D) LUCAH

You decide! Hahaha, anyway, aku tgh dgr lagu Eminem, Beautiful, BEST GILE!, and still using notepad,or Microsoft office word, or whatever you call la kan, ikot suke aku ah aku gune pape pon, ko kesah pe?

Haha

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AKU BUDAK UIA!

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Oleh kerane taleyh nak regist wireless lagi kat uia nih, aku pon nules blog aku dlm notepad je, mane leyh perap lame2 “pissed off” aku ni, kene jot down gak sket2, nnt kang, nak tggu wireless tu, mmg la da tak “hot” da aku ni,

well, bangang tak bangang nye, aku totally rase cam duk kat maahad balik, well, ayat yg aku salu ulang, “IT”S MAAHAD ALL OVER AGAIN”

don’t under estimate me, aku bukan tasuke sekola2 agame ni, aku anti manusie2 yg walks all over me, telling me what to do n not to do, what the heck!

Aku rimas ah, manusie dtg kat aku, dgn muke baik, tanye aku, dah ni ke, dah tu ke, lantak ko ah nak ckp pe, ak da fed up da ngan all the dhobitoh-like thing like kat maahad luh, suuumeerr mende nak tego, mmg suuukee cri salah org, kalo care hal snirik2 takleyh ke?

Tadi roommate aku ckp, nnt bakalan ade spotcheck, laptop, spotcheck laptop, aren’t that crazy??nak check laptop ade porn ke tak, hell no aku nak kasik mereka2 sentoh laptop aku, bukan kes aku ade porn, aku rase mcm, suatu mende yg what we call “invaded someone else’s privacy”, [well, kalo aku ade porn pon, pe ko kesah?? Hahaha...ewwww!]

Byk mende nak complaint ni, [salu je ade mende yg tapuas hati, of coz!] bilik aku, tade lampu, electric ade, but lampu NO, begelap la malam2, mujo aku ni kretip sket, awal2 lagi da ponteng program, haha, pegi midvalley, bli barang2, kalo aku tak pegi bli table lamp tuh, mesti masing2 begelap ah, huh, nak soh aku citer brape org dlm bilik aku? 3 je, aku , elesya, syella, well, in the mean time, tgh nak bonding ah ni..we’ll see

Anyway, agak bohsan la kalo tade laptop ni, n a lil bit bohsan kes takleyh connect tenet, ermm, mujo la ak bawak Maxtor aku [oppsss, nak numpang sekaki ah tuh] , tade la bohsan sgt, tapikan, most citer dlm Maxtor aku tuh, dah di tonton, hurrmmm..agak bohsan la kalo nak ulang citer same, skunk ni,aku just jadi org yg mempunyai sesuatu yg leyh hilangkan bohsan, huhu, kasik la roommate aku geladah segale bende dlm Maxtor aku tuh [padan muke ko far,ko tanak jadik roommate aku soon, kalo tak, ko pon leyh geledah aku nye Maxtor! Huh!]

Ermm.... well! Good news, aku jumpe kerani bitara yg keep sending me off home when i was waiting like hell at the hellhole tuh, as in kerani , he’s younger than me, huhu, how i know? I know la... gilee...he’s the last person i wanna meet in the whole world, why why why?? Hahah, nevermind, mujo dy tego aku luh, haha, he’s open about it,

Next! Ade budak skul aku gak, aku tau name dy, ermm, sekelas time LK, ermm, aku je yg tak pegi tego, or pegi reveal aku kat dy, malu weyhh, kes pakai tudong taaruf, ntah hape2 tudong taaruf, rase mcm budak peralihan, HELLLOO!! Aku da 19! Masok U, bukan masok sekolah menengah lagi! Ade ke patot treat aku ni macam budak peralihan, sket2 “sister...” “sister” ape sister sister? Aku bukan adek badek ngan ko, haha, ntah hape2, kutok U senirik, oh wat ever, blog is the place of free speech, i can say what i want, its my territory, not even yours, get lost if you don’t want to read my little mind....

Well, nnt bile aku ade something nice to say, or write, aku post ah satu lagih, aku ni tdak lah kejam, brape kali je aku blog kutok2 org ni [sokmo je, hahaha], ok, surprisingly, kol 12.35 pagi, aku da rase ngatok, n guess what, roommate aku tido sebelom kol 11 lagih, mantap tak?? Gile bohsan aku!! FAR! Ko kejam!! Tanak datang bilik aku borak2! Haha..ok, gnite!

DRIVING LESSON

arini QTI, perrghh, bukit parking, MANTAP!, tapi! jalan raye, hampeh, awal2 lagih dah kantoi, masok lorong lain, haha, kalot sangat, lebeyh2 lagih, pakcik tu wat muke serius, aku pon, berpeloh da ketiak nih, haha, takot gak seposen, haha,mmg byk gile2 aku wat salah, mostly, tak ikot undang2 ah, haha,

nak soh aku list?

1- awal2 lagih da salah masok lorong, haha, dekat simpang 3 [T-junction dlm base omputeh, miahaha] aku duk tgh2 jln, miahahaa, gile kalot, sokmo2 steady je..
2- bwk laju dr 30km/h kat kawasan sekolah, haha, senanye aku tak reti nak maintain, well, i told dah pacik tuh, tapi dy ckp alasan, well, who's to blame?
3- time nak U-turn, gopoh sgt, sampai tak nmpk motor n keter ade lgi jln, kat lane depan, haha, bapak lame gile aku tunggu line clear, then, aku dah dgr sighing from him, aku pon, trus pegi ah wes
4- time nak masok corner kat traffic light, aku tak tgk cars from behind nor form the side, gilee,
5- malas nak tuka gear tggi ke rendah, haha,

malas nak list pjg2, korunk bukan JPJ, mihihihi, anyway, mmg aku dah agak dah dlm hati nih,aku takkan pass nye, aku duk sigh sigh sigh je stiap kali aku wat salah, kadang2 terkluar "NOO!!" aku tuh, haha, byk gile kantoi, kalo JPJ, trus kene balik kat Bitara balik agaknye,

keter mampos? byk kali! aku leyh kire, ngan jari kaki aku sekali, kalo kancil aku no hal kot, tapi ni Viva, len sket dr Kancil, n more smooth.... kalo kancil leyh wat ganas, wat macam mak nenek aku nye, haha

well well the result...

nnt luh, citer sket lagih, hehe
pakcik tuh, or should i say, pakcik Bahrin [Hello...no more numbers], soh aku parking ah, dy pon ceramah jap kat aku, bla bla bla bla bla, patu dy tye aku,aku nak lulos ke fail, dy tye aku nak brape for marks, aku pon ckp la, aku nak lulos, of coz la not below 16 kan,
pakcik tuh pon ckp

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P.Bahrin : Saye kasik awk 15 1/2 je, 1/2 lagi saye tamo kasik awk
aku : alaaa, alang2 menyelk pekasam, saye takdok mase doh nok wat ni
P.Bahrin : Dah bakpe awk tadok mase doh? awk nok gi mane?
aku : saye nok gi U la
P.Bahrin : U? U ane ? Bile awk gi?
aku : Uia, Jumaat nih
P.Bahrin : Tak dan Test ah?
aku : dop ah.. sye wat nnt cuti ah, errmm, dah cegu kasik dy 15 1/2, sye kene wat balik ah?
P.Bharin : Hom lah,
aku : dah, sye kene wat petang ni jugop ah, nak gi jumpe pakcik Zamri tuh [Boss Bitara] , boleyh la wat petang nih
P.Bahrin : Awk berusan ngan P.Zamri ke? awk kenal mane dy?
aku : erm, sye nok booking QTI ni, sye jumpe dy ah, ye kate kalo dop pass, ye boleyh tolong, Cegu name mende cegu? [hehehe, wat lolok cam nak report kat boss]
P.Bahrin : Bce la name tag saye, [aku pon tgk ah] amende dy tules?
aku : Bahrin
P.Bahrin : dah bakpe awk nok name saye? report? haha, doh ah, sng sket awk nok berurusan dop? haha
aku : tadok ah, sje je tye

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then boom! aku lulos, 16 pon 16 lah, hahaha, actually, penilai tu mmg baek ati, mujo sgt2 tadapat sorg lagi penilai, yg sorunk lagih penilai tuh, menurut kate kwn aku ah, bebel je keje, sampai kite ni naik cuak, then habes sume pedal tekan...then, kalo dy nak bebel dgn jelas nye, dy soh pull off the road, duk tepi jalan, dlm keter, n bla bla bla, thank god i didnt get that one, Alhamdulillah

EMINEM VS BRUNO

I'm pissed off guys! really pissed off!

As I got twitter, i got loads n tonnes of updates, [well, i getting superbly up-to-date, hehe...STOP, it's not the time to joke about, coz now, I'm pissed!], i got updates from my twitter friend, dropthebeet, something about Eminem, Bruno, Ass, MTV Award, Walks Out, and something along with it..

i cant hold my curiousity, gotta search the thing, i gotta know it! as it was Eminem's, i will follow him~ haha, [really, not that time]

well well well, i got it! it's clear, and i, one of the witnesses, and my comment is, Bruno is A DICK!! Bruno a.k.a Sacha Baron Cohen,or one of his character, Ali G, create a huge controversy on Eminem, [i dont know what to say, aka, clueless] He is such a dick to put his bared-ass on Eminem's Face.....in a room full of PEOPLE n other Artists! i gotta say, I'm Pissed for eminem!

you must not get it guys, you're no fan of his, but, you should see this, then, you know how Eminem's feels, I'm feeling, and you're feeling, seriuosly, this is such horrible thing to do! OK OK, for Bruno fans, they must say that it was an accident, a joke, bla bla bla~, but hell no! i'm oppose to that!

i'm not such crazy-fan-girl on eminem or what [or maybe a lil] but, you guys should really watch this!

http://therapup.uproxx.com/2009/05/staged-or-not-naked-bruno-lands-on-eminem.html

[hurrmm, should i post a pict here? naaah, you guys go see it for yourself lah]

GUYS! IM PISSED!
[how many times do i have to said it to get annoying?]

p/s: well Bruno, Eminem will be somewhere in his studio, writing a song about your stupid naked ass on his face, you MUST know that you shouldn't mess with Eminem! BEWARE of EMINEM's ATTACKS~!