FEELING VIOLATED

*Berlari lari kepasrahan, sambil air mata bergenang... penglihatanku kabur, lalu jatuh tersembam ke lantai* Muahaha! Ade gaya film melayu? Ya btol! 

Anyway, bukan hajat aku untuk berdrama, tapi bergimmick. Aku ade story, yang kinda making me feel a lil bit, violated, or if that word is too strong, I might say, abused. Didn't work? Nevermind. Hear me till the end of the story, and you judge!

Pokoknya, aku travel balik dari Perak ke KL dr pukul 7 pagi, dalam pukul 10 cantu, straight ke MidValley, ayah I nak beli seluar, since mak I merantau ke Johor Melaka lawat nenek I, beliau agak tidak terurus dari segi packing up stuff. Turned out, he only brought a pair of trousers when he suppose to fly to Jakarta the next morning. *sigh*

Anyway! Kadang kala, bile dah lame dah tak breakfast ni, tetibe lawat umah orang yang actually serve breakfast every-single-day, ape lagi kan, amek peluang la kan... so.. alamat nye, perut meragam.

Meragam as in, nak melabur saham la! Yikes! In search for comfortable toilet which has the hand pipe, I choose the squat one. Sunnah Nabi if you please. Somehow, I'm not quite comfortable WHEN, someone/anyone outside can actually, SEES me?!

WTH? 

Aku dalam position dah ni, dah get ready to RUMBLE~! Tapi tetibe, aku tersembur air dekat lantai bawah pintu. Kalo anda belajar physics OR has common sense, you should know, that water DOES reflects images.

Work as well as mirror if you happen to have a puddle of water on a black tiles. It looks pretty much like black mirror where you can actually sees an expression of your face.

So, I freeze. BUTTNAKED FREEZE. What should I do?

Let me tell you something, when you line up in a public restrooms, do your head face up, straight, left, right? I bet you're looking down, at your toes probably. You don't want to look straight, otherwise, you'll be looking at the door. Look up? There's nothing up there, Left right? You might caught someone's eye, and It's really awkward. *Shivers*

I hold back my "insides", I think, "Should I continue, and ignore, or should I get out from here?" 

I wanna do some serious shit y'know, I dont want to have people butting in my business yo. *Nigga style*

Ottokae? Here's some image to help you imagining.

As you can imagine, that girl can actually sees my face, what expression I have on. Oh Hello~! Muke teran is one thing you don't wanna see from ANY HUMAN BEING. HAHA

Aku tenung je dekat air tuh, tengok muke pompuan tuh, her EYES looks directly at me. I bet she saw my eyes too. I thought that she might not see me, since she's been staring for too long *while I freeze* Then i saw her eyes looks away, as she can feel that I saw her looking at me, she back off a lil bit, little by little, and she's gone.

Phew! But that doesnt make me wanna go on with my business! I must clean up hurriedly before some other face came out. And it did. As you can see, people are lining up, one go in, one is still waiting behind. *sigh*

And this person looks at the same spot. *sigh* I get up while pulling up my pants, then, it got me thinking. Physics all over again. 

If I can see their faces (who is standing fixedly) while I was squatting down, that's mean, if I got up, they will probably see the same spot where my eye level was, when I was squatting... so that's mean, it's bellow my belly! 

SHIT!

Whoever design this toilet should be in HELL!

Luckily, I pulled up my pants fast enough, so, to console myself, none of any people out there see anything they should not see.

I went out, but not abandoning my business, I went to look for other MAKE SENSE toilet. And I found one, the newly build, clean, and wide enough to fit 5 persons :D

Everything happen for a reason.

P/S: Bukan niat aku bercerita tentang Tahi atau Berak lately, things happen :D

PROJECT 2

HOT PINK & PURPLE

 Hangpa tau dak, aku mak sedara orang? *slang ape ntah aku ckp* 

Berikut yang diatas, aku kait khas untuk anak sedare aku yang baru je lahir on 3rd May 2011. Dapat je msg dr ayah aku dlm kul 6 petang tuh, aku pon buat la, on the dot. This takes me less than an hour. Maybe sebab excited sangat kot.

 Ha ! NI ade la budak kelas Yura yang kaya sangat nak order 2 pencil case. Mintak kaler same plak tuh, tapi aku reverse kaler. 

Close up! I like to look at the details.

CROCHETS STUFFS

Meet the 'STAFF'

Ni, Stuffed Hello Kitty yang aku kait pada dahulu kala. Last last jadi tempat aku letak crochet hooks ngan jarum jaruman. Yay! 

These guys are the most important in this industry. The YARNS. Without them, none of those other staff will ever exist XD HAHAHA.

This is my Beloved Hard Disk cover(?). Special combination colors, Keeps my HD warm(?) and protected.

Meet the Sushies(?) staff. They got nothing to do with this project. Just the come out result. They are all available if you want to purchased. XD. Well, except for the Tamagoyaki (Sushi with the egg roll on top) one. It's MINE!

PROJECT 1 : UNVEIL

UNVEIL PROJECTS

Aish, pening aku nak susun-susun gambar ni, Ok. Now, reveil.

I know I know, not that amusing. But I try my best. I'm not that kinda pro in crochets. Atleast I made something that eventually turn out to be the one I imagine. Yay for me !

And up there, is pencil cases, if you're wondering. And yes, they have zipper. *sigh when Farah ask if there's any* The white one is originally for me. Some extra flowers for myself, thank you~ la la la. And the Yellow one, some extra stripes of colors. :D

The other four was booked, and long gone :D

Here's some close up for you to see the detail. I am so much into that pattern of flowers, so don't ask me if I can make another type of flower. 

By any chance you're asking me the price? *Sigh* I'm not really good at placing a price, but I may have surveyed , and for now, I tell you that the white pencil case with 3 flowers, I should tag it, RM10. A lot more flowers, a lot more raise. Ke ke.

I don't know if I'm gonna pursue making a sale through my blog, I'm just not ready. Just wanna share. But if you have any question or anything, just text me? comment? anything. I'll try y best. :D

I'll update later. See ya~!

CROCHETS

Ta-da! Mule-mule hajat nak buat selimut, ntah hape jadi dah. *sigh*

 

Bosan-bosan duk rumah, ni je la keje aku. Nak kene beli yarm lagi, baru leh sambung buat besar lagi selimut ni. Nanti I unveil semua project I ye. Wait up! Leave comments la!

MYSTERIOUS BALD GUY

Pagi pagi lagi mak aku dah bising kat telinga aku cakap 

"Hey! Tamao pegi tengok Kapten kawen ke?"

Dengar je perkataan tuh, melompat aku bangun tercegat atas katel, sambil anggok anggok

"Nak nak nak nak nak....."

Sape Kapten ni?

Flashback to 9 May 2011.

Tengah-tengah sedap aku menonton movie kat office bapak aku, tetibe aku dengar ade orang bagi salam

Orang : Assalamualaikum~

Mendayu-dayu bunyi nye, aku intai sket dr dalam umah, WOAH! I'm blind! Aku pon kalot malot duk carik tudung nak tutup aurat *ceh* tapi pakai baju tidoq. *sigh* Aku bukak sliding door tu sipi je, nak intai, oh rupenye yang berkilau sangat tadi tuh, kepala botak licin beliau. *keh keh keh*

Aku pon bukak pintu dengan mulot ternganga umpama ade burger king size depan mata. Fulamak! Hensem botak batak mamat ni! Mukenye milky white! Matanye bulat macam kuceng! Badannya tough ! Senyumnya... *jaakkk!* (arrow from love cupid struck to the heart) *dies*

Beliau : Ni, Haji Wahab suruh sampaikan. *Smiles*

SOPAN! Salu orang yang image botak ni, dalam movie-movie, macam thug je... ni sopan, senyumannye boleh buat ovaries aku vibrate!

Dengan aku muke separa hidup dan ternganga tu, slow slow beliau mengundur diri, meninggalkan tampak senyuman yang merdu(?) beliau tuh.

Aku tersengih sengih macam kerang busuk (tak mandi pagi, jumpe laki botak hensem).

Tanpa berlengah, aku tengok apakah utusan yang disampaikan oleh beliau.

Sebelum itu..! Aku selitkan coretan love at first sight aku dr twitter! Bace from bottom to the top ya kawan-kawan!


 Jeng Jeng Jeng! Aku bukak je invitation card tu, air muka aku terus berubah. Baru nak hyper dengan kisah hidup yang baru dengan kewujudan abang botak yang hensem.

Nama dekat kad kawen tu, terang lagi bersuluh : KAPT. LU*Q*MAN HA*KIM (Takot kang name bliau keluar kat search engine, so, kene modify)

What's to doubt? definitely him! Sape yang salunye botak? KAPTEN! Sape yang salunye tegap? KAPTEN! *Sigh* Ape-ape pon! Aku excited! Sebab ade peluang jumpe that angelic like guy again, ATTEND HIS WEDDING THEN!
Yippie! At least leh tengok beliau, at his best day. And kalo boleh, nak tengok gak, who's the bride.
Although, I would love to be the one :D

Sedutan dari twitter update saye :D Bottom to top, remember? And by bottom to top, i meant for every picture. *Sigh* I'm just so lazy to attach them all together, so there, in parts.

Dan twitter lagi. Terima kasih kepada yang memberi mata dan telinga untuk update saya yang agak, err.. what the word? Anyway. Thanks. Esp, Assila and Minoh, my loyal tweet buds. :D

*End of Flash back*

Fast forward to 29 May 2011, D-Day! 

Lepas aku melompat je bangun, aku terus pegi mandi. Tengah-tengah mandi tu, rase malas menular dr dalam diri *nak test kuasa BM aku, mcm low class je kan? ape aku kesah?* Tapi, bile je aku rajen? Tak kire! Aku a bit wonder, mane la tawu, kapten ni kawen dengan bawak konco-konco beliau ke kan, seronok gak expirience different style of wedding kan. So, bermekap la aku sikit, pakai shawl siap. Tak penah hayat nak rajen pakai shawl :D

Dalam perjalanan nak pegi tu, mak aku macam cube nak recall la sape la Luqman ni kan, dy dah lupe dah mane satu anak Haji Wahab tu name Luqman. Then, dy pon macam ingat ingat lupe, beliau pon berkata


"Kalo luqman yang anto surat tu sampai kat rumah, logic la, since rumah ni bukan nye senang nak carik, lagipon dulu luqman tu penah anta mama balik dari amik exam Public Mutual sekali aritu."

Make sense la kan, ape-ape pon, kene pegi gak tengok luqman tu, betul ke tak yang datang anta invitation tuh.

Sampai la kat umah beliau. Aku steady je, takkan nak melompat plak kan, tapi jalan nak ayu je. Jumpe la makcik ni, jiran kat umah aku, datang jugak kawen si Luqman ni. Aku senyum, and salam peluk cium bagai, kenal nye tak pon :P Well, I duk KL lame tau. HAHA.

Masuk bawah kemah, tertinjau-tinjau gak aku kat dalam umah beliau, nak tengok groom, bride tade la sangat nak tengok. Makan tu mesti! dr pagi tak makan ni. :D

Mak aku pon panggel la kakak si Luqman ni, cakap, "Mak cik ani nak tengok la Luqman ni, aritu cakap nak jadi ustaz, nape tetibe Kapten plak ni, cube panggel keluar jap"

Mak aku memang bace pikiran aku, OH MAMA! Thank you! HAHA.

Bride and Groom pon keluar la. AIH? Bald - No! Tough - NO! Milky white - NOT EVEN CLOSE!

THAT'S not the one who came by the house! YAY!

Semangat aku type keypad aku and hit send to Twitter.

 Mak aku tanya la kat Luqman yang kawin yang tak botak, and yang tak tough, and tak puteh tuh. (Jaoh berbeza dengan yang datang umah tuh, complete opposite) Beliau senirik tatau sape incharge sending the invitation to our house. It is really curious since, no one really know the way to our house, unless....

 Unless he live near by the house! How could I not see this coming ??! Isn't this cool or what? For about, what, 20 days I keep believing that Luqman guy is the guy who came by the house and give out the invitation, and that is just a false alarm? and that bald guy is always HERE living inside the house which the roof I can see from the window from inside my room? Hell yeah! That is just sick. I've gone to the wedding which is, to almost a town away, hoping to see the guy, who is living next to this house? Hello? Fate is calling? I most certainly have to answer that!

And there's more to it.

And what is that telling you? You tell me. Be the judge. I leave it, to your imagination.

I'll update is the fate is playing nice to me. :D

A WORD A DAY

A word a day :

MALAS MACAM TAHIK

According to my mom :- Tahik sejenis(?) benda(?) yang malas. Buktinya, tahi malas untuk bergerak sehinggakan nak keluar pon nak kena teran. HAHA. Classic. *tepuk tangan*

Selalu nya, proverbs ini ditujukan kepada aku orang-orang yang malas untuk membuat kerja rumah.

*Macam geli la plak kalo aku pegi search gamba tahi/najis kat google, so aku doodle senirik. Well, saye tade la manatam pen doodle tu kan, so... manual sudeh.

7 THINGS OF EVERYTHING

Copy paste balik dari blog lame [Viva.La.Vida]

Need to update some stuff, but naaah... malas. At least I update lor :D Enjoy for those who wants me to tag them. ke ke ke.

7TH HEAVEN

7 Sweet Things about Me

1. I smile a lot
2. I laugh a lot
3. I talk a lot
4. I mumbles all the time
5. I joke a lot
6. I love a lot
7. I like a lot

7 Bad Habits of Mine

1. I eat a lot
2. I eat every time
3. I always eat in my bedroom
4. I mess up my room a lot
5. I sleep with my cat
6. I sleep after a meal
7. I got no life

7 Cool Things about me

1. I don’t care what people might think about me
2. I ignore the ignorant people
3. I don’t need anyone to complete my life
4. I speak up my mind whenever I wanted to
5. I friend people who friends with me
6. I hate people who hate me
7. I do what I wanted to do

7 Stupid things I’ve done and regret

1. Loving someone who doesn’t love me back
2. Talking to an ignorant people
3. Stepped on my lovely kitten T.T (and she dies! TT~TT)
4. Not telling my dad that someone just crashed his car
5. When I’m not studying and fail in exam
6. When I commit sins on purpose
7. When I Fail to make my mom less disappointed at me every mornings

7 Weird things about me

1. I love the smell of cold fresh-out-of-fridge choc bar silver wrapper!
2. I love to collect deodorant roller ball n gives them to my lil kitten to play~ LOL
3. I have over 14 school bags…but I only use one or two of them
4. I collect note books….but I leave them blank
5. I love collecting boxes…but I stuff them with a lot of boxes
6. I want to be slim but I eat a lot
7. Whenever I watch a movie, I’ll be acting like the character I like in the film all day long~!

7 Words to describe me

1. Movie Maniac
2. Weirdo
3. Loveable
4. Nerdy
5. Lazy
6. Young and hopeless
7. Unpredictable

7 Stuffs I love

1. My Rubik’s Cubes + keychain
2. My blank note books
3. My DVD Burn (movies, dramas, vids, ect)
4. My Pink Motorola RAZR
5. My Hello Kitty stuff
6. My PC (This PC)
7. My White Plastic Hair-Scarf (now it’s broken!)

7 Things that must be bring whenever I’m going out somewhere

1. My Glasses (Of course! I’m blind @_@)
2. My Purse
3. My Cell phone
4. My ID card
5. Money
6. My Watch
7. My Rubik’s Cube

7 Fav Korean Artists

1. Rain Bi
2. Epik High
3. Han Ye Seul
4. FhiFan
5. Lee Soo Hyuk
6. Big Bang
7. Jang Geun Seok

7 Fav US Artists

1. Eminem
2. Johnny Depp
3. Nicholas Cage
4. Brad Pitt
5. Charlize Theron
6. Dakota Fanning
7. Will Smith

7 Fav Taiwan/Chinese/Hong Kong Artists

1. Stephen Chou
2. Jay Chou
3. Sammy Cheng
4. Andy Lau
5. Lee Sin Je
6. Gigi Cheung
7. Louis Khoo

7 Fav Japan Artists

1. Ryoko Hirosu
2. Kokkei Teppei
3. Matsu Jun
4. Yossy
5. Hiroshi Abe
6. Takuya Kimura
7. Takashi Sorimachi

7 Fav Movies

1. Heart Is..
2. I Am Legend
3. The Illusionist
4. A Millionaires 1st Love
5. Maundy Thursday
6. Lovely Complex
7. A Bitter Sweet Life

7 Fav Dramas/Series/Anime

1. Sassy Girl Chung Hyang
2. Gossip Girl
3. Grey’s Anatomy
4. Supernatural
5. Gash Bell
6. Ouran High School Host Club
7. Nonstop 4&5

7 Brands I Love

1. Giordano
2. Adidas
3. Canon
4. Sony
5. G-Soft
6. Kingston
7. Converse

DISQUS : Likes

Remember how I asked is it possible to know which post I received like? ( I ask, randomly at twitter, IF you happens to catch it) Well, I click all of my comments and see which ones, coz I tell you no lies, I received likes like tonnes in that one day, I just don't know which ones!

As far as I'm so bored, so, I search for my comments that have most likes at allkpop.com. To be honest, I don't think my comments will got any attentions, AT ALL.

Plus, I'm newbies in commenting at allkpop.com. And I speak gibberish English.

If some of you wonder what DISQUS is, it is actually a network thingy that usually used by blogs and website these days, you don't have to enter your name anymore, just sync it with your twitter. That should be you account for DISQUS.

If you were wondering, that is my other twitter, you DONT HAVE to follow that one coz I only made that to stalk KPOP stars, and be a fake GaIn in Fake Family. Well, being fake is not my attention at the first place, people mistaken me being one, so I just go with it :D I dont know much about Gain tough :D

As I search, this is the comment that I got most likes. Well it's just 6, but like I said, I don't think my comments got any attentions :D

This is when After School released an MV for Let's Step Up. That vids RULE!

Thanks AdelineAnaKa and 5 more likes this :D

And this below, the second most likes, but towards my critics and negative opinion, well, I was just being humorous, and not making sense. Unfortunately, people just can't take jokes like this :c

The post was about a choreographer who killed himself. He used to choreograph for Bigbang.

Well well, That guy/gal call me an idiot. That is just awesome. I don't know him/her, but he just call me that. Maybe he suggest people to kill themselves, OR he just so sad that the choreograph killed himself.

Is that harsh? calling people idiot is harsh though. Welck, I don't mind anyway.

DUA PULUH EMPAT TUJUH

Aku akur, aku akur dengan kehebatan Block B, ZE:A, Teen Top, and mane mane group Kpop yang baru debut this year, yang telah aku set dalam minda, "Boikot new Kpop group!", aku akur dan tarik balik ape aku cakap, lepas aku tengok group 24:7

Aku tamao cerita panjang pasal diorang dala blog ni, coz aku taao kotorkan blog aku yang cantek ni dgn muke2 konon cute tapi totally gay diorang tu.

AKU SALUTE ZE:A BLOCK B, TEEN TOP, X-5, B14A dan laen laen newbies!!

Check out pemusnah bangsa ni ;- 24:7

*Aku remove signature for this post, GD terlalu berdaulat untuk diletak bersama 24:7*

PROJECTS

Guys, I was meant to tell you that I'm in the middle of my own project, yeah since money doesn't coming rolling around on the ground to my feet, I just have to crawl over, and find them.

I use my capability to earn money, or should I say, creativity? But I don't want to be sound like bragging :) like I always do, coz I dont want to jinx it.

I crocheted things, and sell it to the students. By students here, I meant, Yura's classmate *shame*. But there's nothing to be shame of, since, I earn the money, all by myself, with my hard work. Kinda thanks to my dealer *kekeke* I hope she's not reading this. Gah! She's always be my loyal readers. Pfft.

I really really wanted to show it to you guys, But I just have to make sure that I'm ready, since once I exposed it, I AM expecting for some responds, and by responds, I meant, Orders? We'll see.

So I need to be mentally prepared and physically ready to reveal my projects :D

I always wanted to do things like this, but mostly I did it to satisfy myself. But I need to learn and earn something good from it, don't you think.

Ok, I'm done. Click the ads by the way, it's like giving me 15 cents. :D

STARTING AGAIN

I was thinking, I should starting writing in this thing again. GAH! I made that looks like I was a novel writer, or some journalist, but I'm not. That is for sure, you can judge by looking at my spelling and grammar, I'm sure I mess that somewhere in this blog.

For a start, I was just cleansing my face just now, (I am really taking care of my face during this VACATION) when I'm right in front of the mirror bending over backward trying to see my pretty face clearer, I breath fog up the glass (Now that just me copying Jason Mraz) and I heard a loud thud outside. It's 4 am in the morning for god sake.

So I was positively thinking that, might be a cat jumping around the basin over the kitchen floor, so, I turn on the mute button just to listen more carefully. I was watching FRIEND, which you could probably guessed. :D

Suddenly, I heard like rain? was coming fast, but the more I listen to it, sounds like someone stepping on a lots of dried leaves, or, some one just climbing up the tree? Or maybe, a cat, again, playing around the leaves.

I was freeze like 10 seconds trying to figure out the sound. It's gone after that. While freezing, I can feel my heart jumping from a calm and normal heartbeat 90 to 150 within a second. THUMP THUMP!

A split seconds there I thought my heart was coming out of my chest (This is the effect where you watch too much anime or, Running Man?)

So, now, I choose to stay awake, just to make sure nothing like that occur, again. I'm guarding this house with all my best. I even carried around my Prego jar fills with 10 cents coins, which is heavy, as a weapon. That thing could crack someone's head open and burst brains out from the skull. Okay, scary.

Do you guys know that this is a signature? keke 

DUIT DUIT DIMANA KAU DUIT

Since aku menganggur dalam masa 7bulan ni, aku harap, nuffnang dapat tanggong aku. Aci ke aku cakap cantu? desperate la weyh. Orang laen keje, dapat duit, leh gak berangan nak beli pape ke kan, aku ni? berangan je lebih, duit nye tade. UWAAA... adekah aku patot start blogging dengan professional nya? Macam (abang) Zack? Innz? Fakhrurazi? AAAAAA. Aku buntu. 

Nape aku tak keje? Ha! Ko tanye la mak aku. Aku pon tatau la nape beliau sangat menyanyi anak beliau ini umpama princess yang bagun kul 15 pon tape ni. Gemok la aku. Nak start diet kat umah? HARAM! I mean, takkan menjadi nye. Jadi bola ade la aku ni.

Duk ngadap laptop, balik balik muke aku ni plak yang macam laptop. Sedih ah macam ni, sedih!!! *Hempas gitar macam gaye GD kat bwh* Kahkah! Bergune jugak Signature ni. HAHA.

Kawan-kawan! Support la rakan anda yang unemployed ni! Click click click!

SIGNATURE

Just trying out, Hehe.

Since my blog nih suppose to have pictures in every post (memandangkan template dah macam tu) Hodoh plak kalo post something, tade gambar, then, icon No Photo tuh duk terpacak disitu. HOWDOWH!


So, nak try letak signature, nak tengok ape jadi...

NAMA-NAMA KUCING

Kat rumah aku ramai kucing, tolak tambah bahagi campu darap sume, -+50, or maybe sekarang dah berkurang sebab kucing aku baru baru ni ramai diserang penyakit.

Name kucing aku GongChan, sempena nama beliau datang umah aku time aku tengah duk gila drama My Girl. Beliau perempuan, a.k.a Betina. I don't know why the hell aku kasik beliau name jantan. KAHKAH.

Nama-name kucing yang lain yang agak unik... Contohnya ;

SHIN CHAN ; Atau name manja bliau Ah Chan.
MAYBANK ; Mak aku cerita yang beliau kutip kucing terbiar ni kat MayBank Bukit Payong
CHE' KU ; Name penuh dalam IC, CIK KURAP.
CHE' SU ; Name mak cik yang kasik kucing tu.
AH GOON : Actually, beliau anak kepada GongChan, name penuh beliau, Shin Goon, name watak dalam cerita Princess Hours.
PETRONAS ; Ni name paling ridiculous dalam keluarga kucing aku, PETRONAS? HAHA. As you can guess already, kucing ni pasti dikutip dekat Petronas mane-mane.
IAN ; Ceh! Name macam orang putes, Tapi hakikat nye, name pendek bagi GIANT, yep, name pasaraya yang populer kat Terengganu. (Kat KT tade nye PAVILLION PAVILIAN ni.)
TY LUNG ; Name Rimau dalam cerita Kungfu Panda.
TYSON & TIDUS ; Adek bradek ngan Ty Lung and Ian. Alang2 Ty , Ty sume la.
MIRMO ; Katon Mirmo tu lah.

Name-name macam tu, at least, ade la asal usul or back ground story how did they get that name la kan. Yang paling tak dapat diterima akal ialah :

Nama universal 1 ; IBU - Name ni akan di apply ke mana-mana kucing yang pregnant, atau yang baru saja melahirkan anak. Apparently, kucing kucing yang bernama IBU amat meluas dalam keluarga kucing ini.

Nama universal 2 ; CHAN - Name ini akan di apply kepada kucing-kucing yang mempunyai kaler badan seperti mendiang Ah Chan/ Shin Chan.

Nama yang takde story :

HOTLINK ; Name kucing jantan (luar dr family kucing aku) yang salu ngorat IBU2 kat umah aku. Latest love triangle IBU kepada MONTELA (sebab bliau Montel) dan juge Princess dalam umah, IAN.

MAXIS ; Name yang akan diberi kepada IBU yang berjaya menambat hati HOTLINK. Dan juga yang akan bermusuhan dengan IAN.

Aish =,= Penat aku pikir name-name kucing kat umah aku ni. Ok, yang paling wat aku bengang ialah kucing yang bernama IBU. MANE2 JE. Since kalau mak aku nak carik IBU, sure panggel, IBUUUUUUUUUU.....

Yang aku dengar last2 je, UUUUU je. Bajet la mak aku panggel aku, CET! AKU MAJOK! MULAI SEKARANG, NAME AKU KAT RUMAH, AIN! AIN!!!!!!!!!

MIMPI PON MIMPI LAH

Haha, mimpi yang leh wat aku tersengih-sengih macam nangka busuk pagi-pagi hari lagi (pagi la sangat). Haha, aku, walopon aku 20 tahun setengah, tapi aku, berjiwa muda remaja, ibarat budak umo 16 tahun. Percayalah.

Agak childish untuk aku cerita di blog canggeh aku ni, tapi, tape lah, demi kenangan untuk aku buat masa yang akan datang (ceyywaaaah~!)

Ok, memandangkan dah terang lagi bersuluh bahawa kekantoian aku melayan 2PM yang pada dahulu kalanya aku amat tegar untuk meminati diorang kerna kesetiaan kepada raja dan negara (Rukun Negara, kau dah lupe ke?)  aku terhadap BigBang (Yep! I am V.I.P). Untuk pengetahuan anda, bias aku, JunHo.

Let's cut to the chase, how the dream goes..

Picture me, in a white cafe, bukan cybercafe yang pasti nya, somewhere macam tempat yang ramai orang, ade newspaper, and maybe ade satu sudut art gallery.

Tengah-tengah aku duk menonton satu picture kat gallery ni, aku terhalang ngan manusia yang berambut curly2 cute gituh. Kahkah. Beliau ngan kawan beliau menonton picture tuh, sambil gelak, ntah kenape mamat ni gelak ngan badan2 sekali gerak kedepan kebelakang, TUK! kepale beliau hit my shoulder. Lantas rambut bliau yang bushy itu tergesel dipipi ku. *Part ni, siyesly, aku dapat rase/feel, maybe kes lambert duk kat kepale aku kot time tuh, kya~*

Beliau seorang yang sopan, cepat-cepat bliau mintak maaf. Aku blush, since, yeah, he's Junho. Then, aku macam ade kawan time tuh, muke beliau tak jelas, yang pasti, beliau tahu bahase Korea. Sebab bile aku duduk kat sebuah meja yang ade newspaper, aku cakap kat kawan aku, "Weh, paper ni dalam bahase Jepun, Ilbon! *Jepun in Korea*" Tapi kurang hajau beliau tak layan aku, last-last, Junho layan aku, baek nye beliau. KAHKAH

Beliau cakap "Ye, paper ni dalam Jepon *Dalam korea, seriusly*" Ntah macam mane, air tumpah *this one indicates yang aku kat sebuah cafe, since ade air* Aku rase malu gile, tapi bersalah gak, so, aku mintak maaf,  then grab paper tadi tuh, cover tempat tumpah.

Siyesly, aku terdengar conversation Junho ngan kawan dy yang actually, 2PM manager, MinJae,

MinJae : Who is she? *tatau dorunk ckp bahase ape, yang pasti, dah tertranslate dalam mimpi aku*
JunHo : I don't know, but she seems nice, isn't she?
MinJae : *Thumbs up*

Kya! Maybe translator mimpi aku rosak kot, salah translate, whatever it is, ntah macam mane, aku date ngan Junho yang only MinJae tahu, not even 2PM members.

Dalam part ni, tetibe Junho keje kat Pizza, oleh kerana date kami secret, beliau rancang nak date kat roof top Pizza tuh. Beliau cakap, datang kat Pizaa, terus head to the stairs, and buat2 macam nak ikat tali kasut. Supaye die leh perasan aku kat tangga then it's the signal for him to excuse his shift.

Die dah naek sampai rooftop dah, tapi tade aku, instead, ade dak dak 2PM. Gentleman gila Junho prepare dinner kat aku, ade pudding yang pastinya. Tapi. jeng jeng jeng, dak dak 2PM kerumun die. Mintak die terangkan apekemende sume ni? TaecYeon tak silap aku, ankat puding tuh, then hembas atas lantai.

Junho nangis2 nak terangkan pasal aku, pasal hubungan kitorang, WAH! COOL NYE! lagi dramatic sebab die nangis dalam tengah hujan, basah kuyup satu badan, aku baru sampai rooftop, since aku otw naek atas, aku stop untuk make up, pakai bulu mata palsu. *satu part yang aku ingat, sebab hujan ruin my bulu mata palsu*

Aku tengok dinner ruin, Junho melutut dengan baju coat putih beliau, aku pon berlari kearah beliau, PELUK! DUSH! try to comfort him. Uwaaa... sedihhh.... Cinta kami terhalang! Aku rase aku nangis betul kot. Rase real sangat, rase terseksa. DUSH! Habis dah cerita terhalang Junho dan nuyu... Tinggallah kami berdua diatas rooftop, hugging, basah kuyup, nangis2.

KEJAM TOL DAK DAK 2PM NI! SALAH KE? SALAH KE KAMI BERCINTA??

ok, I've gone overboard. Sorry.

Setakat tu je aku ingat, tapi nice kan? leh buat cerita nih. BOX OFFICE! If only I had one wish, I wish that the dream come through, but with a nice ending ah. KYA!

Sedih plak bile ingat balik. Isk.

MACAM ARTIST LA PLAK =,="

Tengah malam buta, aku menggila ngan Farah, gi naek tingkat 5 jap, nak gi lepak kat bilik 510. Haha, kebetulan sebelum tuh, baru je nailed dance Without You - 2PM (errkk...kantoi plak aku layan 2PM sekarang) then, gi bilik dorang, duk wat performance plak ngan 510 nye dak jadi peminat setia. KAHKAH. Tapi, ni bukan moment where I feel like an artist yet, nooo.... huhu

Tak pasal-pasal, nak balik bilik, sempat dance depan lift-lobby tingkat 5 uh, ye lah, dah space besau bapak, tengah malam plak tuh, ape lagi kan, beyond my free will, aku dance Without You ngan Farah. KahKah. Tak perasan ade sorang budak lalu dr wing C nak ke wing B, lalu lobby. Beliau stop jap, tgk kitorang, HAHA. Bile kitorang dah habis, beliau gelak-gelak and then blah. HAHA.

Expression beliau mcm akak yang nampak Gain and Jokwon kat tepi jalan dalam We Got Married tuh. KAHKAH. Wah! Tetibe rase cam nak jemput budak tuh datang bilik, nak tunjuk dance kitorang practice since like forever. HAHA.

Memang tade keje =,="

UNTITLED ME!

Ahhh.. this feels good. Waking up after 5 hours of sleeping, walking along the smell of fresh cut grass arousing... 'Today is kinda nice' I thought, even though I've been bending over backwards just to finish my A1 poster project with no sleep nearly the whole day. Today was nice until I walked through Architecture Department Office door.

I greet with smile stamp on my face, I got no regrets of walking so proudly inside the office to pickup my CSS until one word could smash all that for me. Thanks to Bro Hisyam who timidly greeting me with such a polite manner coz he thought that I was a LECTURER.

Okay! Enough! I've had enough of this since the first day of my time in CFSIIUM. The very seconds I breath air in this very place, someone poke me slightly at the back, and when I turned around, there was a girl. She looks nice, until the word "MADAM" spreading that lil mouth of hers. SHIT! She's too thought that I was a Lecturer.

Plus, not only once I got called as a lecturer today, but twice. Like buy 1 free 1, but as in something you don't like, err, Petai or punishment. Pfft.

I left Farah's thumb-drive in Computer Lab on the 3rd floor of Annex building. (With such heavy weight? Twice? I say I'd be stepping on that stairs, crawling as well as gasping for air to stay alive)
When I reach the top (Don't stop, can't stop, KAHKAH), there's a few one-year younger guys hanging around the location. I thought, what the heck, I just need to get the thumb-drive back, that's all.

So I walked in, go straight to those guys whose crowding the very one PC where I left the thumb-drive, in the dark *uuuu, scary* HAHA. And then, that's when the things happen. When one of the guys ask me, if I was a lecturer. SHIT! HELL NO! So I stormed out. *Ok, not storming out, coz that would be childish, pfff, come on, get your head out of your butt, Lily*

Great, I've become a lecturer without even trying to get even a degree. pfft. And of course, I skipped like 10 years of age without even living that long. I don't like skipping age as much as I love skipping class. That's 2 different things. I want to breathe as much as I could in the age I'm in now, coz time waits for no man. HAHA.

What is it about me that soooo much lecturer-appealing ? I shouldn't be asking the question when I already knew the answer. *sigh* It's my body isn't it?  It somehow looks like a pregnant person or maybe a mom of 5 children. I wonder who's the father? 6ho? Great then!

No wonder I got the lecturer title. *sigh*

I'm 20 years old for god sake! (Well 20 turning 21 this 14th July, but who's counting?)
I really need to dress cute as much as I could. HAHA.

Come on. How can this cute lil YOUNG person can be mistaken as Madam or Lecturer??